Violence of Voting

People, I said I wasn’t going to write anything till after Obama won this election. I had taken myself off to the mountains of the Dalai Lama and the Temple of the Holy Redeemer of the Sanctified Crusaders of the Cross Church and Holy Bible Book Store (yes I did go there) to abandon myself in non-cessation (I know that ain’t right but yall know how Passor say pray without ceasing) prayer for a positive peaceful outcome. I have truly tried to stick to my praying time. I couldn’t do the fasting, 'cause a big girl gotta eat, but I was prostrate on the temple floor in prayer for at least 2 out of the 24 hour prayer day.

Hemingway, the commotion of the last few days has reached a fever pitch and I could no longer hold my peace. Family what in the fried chicken watermelon food stamp (I know THAT email made its’ way cross your monitors) grits hell is wrong with folks? This campaign has brought out the worse side of people on both sides of party and color lines. I mean really - Pookie and Lil Jay Jay running up to Ole Man Festus house messing up his McCain Signs hollering bout “this is for Obama!!” I see he shot the $hit out they @ss too. To be honest, if I was old, YT and the only person on my street with a McCain sign & saw 2 Nigras running up in my yard yelling & $hit I would have done the same thing (even if I wasn’t I still woulda shot they @ss). You CANNOT resort to violence to get people to vote the way YOU want them to vote. Lest we forget our parents, grandparents and great grandparents faced similar and more extreme intimidation in the past. Two wrongs DO NOT make a right.

Speaking of two wrongs, what in the Pabst Blue Ribbon roast pig corn liquor and Toby Keith CDs hell was dem two YT skinted up heads boys thinking? Planning to go shoot up some black school children & behead some more of them? NOTE to YT Skint heads. First of all Nigras IS NOT gone stand there while you shoot more than two people without either running, jumping you and beating the hell out of you or depending on school location, pulling out they own $hit and shooting back at your corn muffin and blueberry pie @ss! The hate people, the hate!!! At this point I must invoke the presences of Sir Rodney King and ask “CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?”

Basically at this point I MUST use my voice and speak on the critical issues ahead. I will NOT WASTE my time nor yours commenting on the distractionary (it’s my blog I can make up all the words & $hit I want too) of Sarah Palin and John McCain. Them two with they code words and “we just love small towns like this” where it ain’t but one minority who the locals consider “harmless” and a “good boy” aren’t even worth my breath. What I WILL comment on is that these distractions voiced to cover the real issues – economy, jobless rate, foreclosures – are well placed and enough to strike fear in the hearts of “good ole Americans like us” to keep people from really looking at the issues, taking the time to investigate each candidates plans etc. etc.

I had planned to hold an informational rally at Ms Betty’s House of Hair and Honey Baked Biscuits, but of course neither Ms Betty nor Mr. Rufus picked up the permits on time or the chairs from the church hall for people to sit in. So instead I will just instruct my readers, fans and yes haters (LOL you ain’t bout it if you ain’t got no haters) to go to the web, library, local party campaign sites etc. to educate yourselves on the REAL issues and facts. Also if you have some of them vienna sausages, water and sardines left over from the millennium preparations I suggest you pull them biaches out cause you might need that $hit next week!