Between Republicans & Florida - The Fun Never Stops
“I’ve been in the storm too long!!! I’ve been in the storm ….too long!!!!”
Family I swear I had to break out the Willie Banks CD this morning! The Mighty Clouds of Joy rendition of this song wouldn’t do it this time. I had to take it waaaay waaaay waaay back to the days when Bigmama used to take us to the ‘sanging’ at New Philadelphia Missionary ‘we have no shame in charging you to come hear the peoples sang’ Baptist Church. The pure foolishment of the past few weeks has been too much for my Christian sensibilities!! I swear FO GOD!!! I SWEAR FO GOD!!!!
First Michael Steele simple @ss coming out with the whole “how you like me now” b-boy stance and pose caused me to collapse across my treadmill (well maybe the1.5 speed did but any who I’ma blame it on the nigra – everyone else does-Susan Smith anyone). This whole my plans for the Republican Party are going to be “off the hook” hip hop slang this shiny forehead pink lip nigra is tossing round is too much for my inundated soul. Mr. Steele and the Republican Party needs to understand that black folk & young folk are more than just a monolithic body of imbeciles that you can get to come on your side by tossing out some rap lines and ‘urban vernacular’. (Now I know some of you all will have to get a translator for the ENTIRE preceding sentence – but Ms G INSISTS on doing her part to help educate the masses). Yet obviously some behind the scene Republican Genius (think of telling someone they baby is pretty when you know it ain’t true – that will put ‘genius’ in context for you) looked at the Democrats and said they got a hip Negro that hangs out with JayZ lets get us one who raps like him – hence Michael Steele. They would have come out better offering free fried chicken.
And I refuse to even waste a full thought out paragraph on the “The Real Republican Leader” that is the OBESE red faced little man stick CRACKHEAD (yeah I said that $hit) known as Rush Limbaugh! I can’t and I won’t. Think about it people - would you stand on the corner and argue with Tyrone after he just copped 2 stones from Bo Peet? Seriously – I think not!
For the most part, Ms G would like to hold to the belief that the American People are much smarter than this. And this was firmly planted in my heart and soul till I read this $hit right here!!!
THIS IS THE TYPE OF $HIT RIGHT HERE THAT SHAKES THE VERY FOUNDATION OF OUR NATION!!! FLUCK THE RECESSION!!
FORT PIERCE, FL -- Told McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets after paying for a 10-piece, a local woman called 911...Three times. (AND T.O. THINK HE GOT PROBLEMS – NIGRA PLEASE)
"This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman later told police. “This is an emergency." (I KNOW AS SOON AS YOU STARTED READING THIS YOU WERE PRAYING “PLEASE DON’T LET HER BE BLACK” BUT CHECK THE NAME. Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW BETTER. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO BOUT OUR FOOD. BECKY ANN WOULDA LET THAT $HIT RIDE. BUT NOT LATREASA ‘NEM)
The McNugget meltdown happened last week at a McDonald’s in the 600 block of North U.S. 1 and ended with Goodman, 27, getting a notice to appear on a misuse of 911 charge, according to a recently released police report.
Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets, but the cashier told her all sales are final. (AT THIS POINT I KNOW SOME FOLKS WHO WOULD HAVE CLIMBED CROSS THE COUNTER AND GOT THAT @SS – MYSELF INCLUDED- I GOTTA COUSIN AWAITING CHARGES STEMMING FROM GETTING STUCK IN A WENDYS DRIVE THRU WINDOW RIGHT NOW CAUSE A BIACH WOULDN’T GIVE HER, HER FREE FROSTIES)
"I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," Goodman told police.
The cashier told police she offered Goodman, of the 2400 block of South 25th Street, a larger portion of food for the same price to make up for it, but said Goodman got “irate,” the report states.
Goodman reportedly yelled, "I don't want a McDouble and small fry," the cashier told investigators.
Dispatchers for 911 told police Goodman called the emergency number three times and on each occasion was told an officer was en route
.
“Goodman maintained the attitude ‘this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency,’” the report states.
McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald’s national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and, unlike the McDouble, are often dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce.
Goodman’s 10-piece selection has 460 calories and 29 grams of fat.
McDonald's statement:
"Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us.Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused.In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case.We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an Arch card for a complimentary meal on us.We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer.Customer satisfaction is our top priority."
Carlos SolorzanoMcDonald's Operations Manager Florida Region
Family I swear I had to break out the Willie Banks CD this morning! The Mighty Clouds of Joy rendition of this song wouldn’t do it this time. I had to take it waaaay waaaay waaay back to the days when Bigmama used to take us to the ‘sanging’ at New Philadelphia Missionary ‘we have no shame in charging you to come hear the peoples sang’ Baptist Church. The pure foolishment of the past few weeks has been too much for my Christian sensibilities!! I swear FO GOD!!! I SWEAR FO GOD!!!!
First Michael Steele simple @ss coming out with the whole “how you like me now” b-boy stance and pose caused me to collapse across my treadmill (well maybe the1.5 speed did but any who I’ma blame it on the nigra – everyone else does-Susan Smith anyone). This whole my plans for the Republican Party are going to be “off the hook” hip hop slang this shiny forehead pink lip nigra is tossing round is too much for my inundated soul. Mr. Steele and the Republican Party needs to understand that black folk & young folk are more than just a monolithic body of imbeciles that you can get to come on your side by tossing out some rap lines and ‘urban vernacular’. (Now I know some of you all will have to get a translator for the ENTIRE preceding sentence – but Ms G INSISTS on doing her part to help educate the masses). Yet obviously some behind the scene Republican Genius (think of telling someone they baby is pretty when you know it ain’t true – that will put ‘genius’ in context for you) looked at the Democrats and said they got a hip Negro that hangs out with JayZ lets get us one who raps like him – hence Michael Steele. They would have come out better offering free fried chicken.
And I refuse to even waste a full thought out paragraph on the “The Real Republican Leader” that is the OBESE red faced little man stick CRACKHEAD (yeah I said that $hit) known as Rush Limbaugh! I can’t and I won’t. Think about it people - would you stand on the corner and argue with Tyrone after he just copped 2 stones from Bo Peet? Seriously – I think not!
For the most part, Ms G would like to hold to the belief that the American People are much smarter than this. And this was firmly planted in my heart and soul till I read this $hit right here!!!
THIS IS THE TYPE OF $HIT RIGHT HERE THAT SHAKES THE VERY FOUNDATION OF OUR NATION!!! FLUCK THE RECESSION!!
FORT PIERCE, FL -- Told McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets after paying for a 10-piece, a local woman called 911...Three times. (AND T.O. THINK HE GOT PROBLEMS – NIGRA PLEASE)
"This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman later told police. “This is an emergency." (I KNOW AS SOON AS YOU STARTED READING THIS YOU WERE PRAYING “PLEASE DON’T LET HER BE BLACK” BUT CHECK THE NAME. Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW BETTER. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO BOUT OUR FOOD. BECKY ANN WOULDA LET THAT $HIT RIDE. BUT NOT LATREASA ‘NEM)
The McNugget meltdown happened last week at a McDonald’s in the 600 block of North U.S. 1 and ended with Goodman, 27, getting a notice to appear on a misuse of 911 charge, according to a recently released police report.
Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets, but the cashier told her all sales are final. (AT THIS POINT I KNOW SOME FOLKS WHO WOULD HAVE CLIMBED CROSS THE COUNTER AND GOT THAT @SS – MYSELF INCLUDED- I GOTTA COUSIN AWAITING CHARGES STEMMING FROM GETTING STUCK IN A WENDYS DRIVE THRU WINDOW RIGHT NOW CAUSE A BIACH WOULDN’T GIVE HER, HER FREE FROSTIES)
"I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," Goodman told police.
The cashier told police she offered Goodman, of the 2400 block of South 25th Street, a larger portion of food for the same price to make up for it, but said Goodman got “irate,” the report states.
Goodman reportedly yelled, "I don't want a McDouble and small fry," the cashier told investigators.
Dispatchers for 911 told police Goodman called the emergency number three times and on each occasion was told an officer was en route
.
“Goodman maintained the attitude ‘this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency,’” the report states.
McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald’s national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and, unlike the McDouble, are often dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce.
Goodman’s 10-piece selection has 460 calories and 29 grams of fat.
McDonald's statement:
"Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us.Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused.In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case.We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an Arch card for a complimentary meal on us.We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer.Customer satisfaction is our top priority."
Carlos SolorzanoMcDonald's Operations Manager Florida Region
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