The Office

Well Folks I'm Back. A little bump in the road can't keep Ms G down but these coworkers of mine just might send me over the edge. Do these people come to work to 'work' or what? Lord, we got folks in here looking like Dolly Parton on steroids - Ms. BBB you know who you are!!!

Ms Big Brown Biach had a tummy tuck last year and LORD 'HAM MERCY!!! This chick has been out of control ever since. Girl I know your stomach is flat & you think you looking good, but don't come in here slapping folks all in the face with them over ripe melons!!! Any word on that NBA husband yet?

Next we got Ms. KFed herself. Lord somebody help this child. Sweetie if your schedule says 8:30 to 5pm don't get mad when they write you up bout coming at 9:30 or 10. "At least I'm here"!! WRONG answer my dear. They is paying YOUR ASS to work, NOT the other way around.

I'm telling you these clowns acting a fooooool in here! Stole all the peoples laptops - well at least 3 and some treo phones. Now they know better. Now I gotta find somewhere else to get my cleaning & school supplies since they're watching everything!! It only takes one greedy ass to mess it up for everybody.

Before I go just a few dress code observations I wanna make. If we can see the outline of your pubic hairs - it is NOT the proper attire for work.

If your three tattoos on your cleavage are visible - it is NOT the proper attire for work.

If your pant legs touch the top of your ankles & they're not capris, sweetie let them go.

Peanut, I know you like Versace but boo don't wear all those curves, stripes & pastels up in here. Folks is already half blind - you're going to finish the job.

To the parents - Don't nobody wanna buy nothing from Lil Ray Ray & Jennifer school fundraiser. We got our own children to sell for.

Uh Oh I gotta go, I hear my boss coming round the corner!!!