Be Thankful

Sometimes I wonder why I choose to participate in the world of everyday life. With all the foolishment going on in the world it’s too much sometimes. I was in CVS picking up my percocet (I NEEDS IT) and there was this chick had to be bout a good 45 standing in line loudly ranting on her cell phone (some of my readers believe blacks shouldn’t be allowed to own cell phones. Listening to her was bout to cause me to support that theory). Shaking her head crying, wailing about how she couldn’t believe someone could be so nasty. I thought oh this poor woman someone must have really been mean to her. Come to find out this biach was crying because Comcast cut off her cable before she could get her check. She had the nerve to be outraged because she called them to make payment arrangements till her check came & it wasn’t her fault the check was late cause she didn’t know she needed to recertify. Umm excuse me Ms Smelling Like Badussy; it is not the taxpayer’s responsibility to foot your cable bill. That money is for Lil Junie, Kay Kay, Man Man & Poo Poo to have coats for the winter.

Then a certain associate (yes biach you have been downgraded) had the audacity to call me bout marching with Rev Perm and the crew round the Justice department. Now peoples don’t get me wrong, I AM ALL for the cause. HOWEVER in MFR 35 degree weather that $hit is a mute point. The nerve!!! NEXT!! Michael Baisden can call on Family all he wants but this Sistah don’t do anything under 70. Them NIGRAS know better.

Just when I think I can calm down & regroup from the foolishment, I get a MFR letter telling me I gotta go out Uppa Marrllboro (Upper Marlboro for non-locals) to the courthouse, cause the Bey Beys aren’t up to code on their shots. If I or BBQ King fails to appear we could be held in contempt of court, fined and or imprisoned. Up to code? Fined! IMPRISONED! What in the left over congealed fried chicken grease hell…..??? That crispy lip run a tractor trailer through his wide nose @ss Jack Johnson need to find something to do with himself!

With all the damn carjackers, murderers, robbers, killers, illegal aliens, and all the other $hit happening in PG County this BISCUIT SIDE EYE NIGRA ain’t got nothing else to do but lock up parents? I immediately called up lip mania’s office to give him a piece of my mind. Well his secretary didn’t take to kindly to my “tone of voice” and reminded me that a threat on a public official is not taken lightly. My first instinct was to cuss her black ass out but then I thought about Turkey day and didn’t want to take a chance on eating dried cornbread in a bright orange county original designer suit.

Although I didn’t show out – still - I am going to tell you all Happy Thanksgiving now just in case I’m not around for Turkey Day – I missed the court date, it was too damn cold to get up & get down there at 8:30. Although no one has come for me yet, you never know. It’s a lot easier for PG Police to pick me up than to chase down MS-13 members, carjackers & the person who shot that poor cell phone store owner.

So I leave you with these words of wisdom. Be thankful for family – even the ones that cause you to deadbolt your bedroom when they come through. Be thankful for friends including those that will drop dime on you in a heartbeat if it keeps them from going down. But most of all be thankful for freedom. At the rate things are going JJ LIPingston will have all us locked up before the New Year clock strikes 12:01!