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I should've known I was going to have a shitty day when I yanked on my thong & it was stretched like worn out rubber baby pants!!!!
Then of course I jump in my car, hit the radio volume only to discover my favorite James Cleveland CD was scratched!!!! Jesus obviously wasn't on the main line!!!
I back out my parking space at a frantic speed - late for work, this time more than usual - & hit the damn recycle box. Fortunately it was my neighbors not mine - hee hee hee.
Of course traffic was a hot mess!!! I'm bout to burst because my new diet pills say drink plenty of water. So after an hour into my commute my bladder was super full!!!! Trying to drive with your knees crossed at the ankles just ain't easy, especially while putting on make up. So I'm minding mine when this portly, nappy head bald in the middle extra round blue work uniform wearing driving a plumber truck rolls down the window & gives me the 2 thumbs up sign. "YOU LOOK GOOD" he shouts! Of course I can't be rude - Bigmama taught me better- so I say thank you.
WELL! Talk about false encouragement. This clown proceeds to attempt a conversation while we're inching along in traffic!! AT THIS POINT I SAY ENUFF IS ENUFF!!! I gotta pee; I'm hongry - not hungry - but HONGRY as hell, & Kokeshia's Aunt Brenda baby daddy / boyfriend trying to holla!!!!
I yell "SIR, I MEAN NO HARM, BUT MY STOMACH HURT CAUSE I'M HONGRY & GOT TO PEE. MY RAZOR BUMPS ARE ITCHING AROUND MY COOCHIE & I'M LATE FOR WORK WHICH MEANS MY BOSS IS GOING TO GIVE ME A TALKING TO BECAUSE THIS IS THE 12TH TIME IN 1 MONTH!!! THE LAST THING I FEEL LIKE DOING IS CHATTING WITH MISTER PORK & BEANS IN A LONG LINE OF CARS. SO PLEASE SHUT UP & LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
I don't know I think I heard the B-Word cross his lips. Do you think I was too harsh?
I should've known I was going to have a shitty day when I yanked on my thong & it was stretched like worn out rubber baby pants!!!!
Then of course I jump in my car, hit the radio volume only to discover my favorite James Cleveland CD was scratched!!!! Jesus obviously wasn't on the main line!!!
I back out my parking space at a frantic speed - late for work, this time more than usual - & hit the damn recycle box. Fortunately it was my neighbors not mine - hee hee hee.
Of course traffic was a hot mess!!! I'm bout to burst because my new diet pills say drink plenty of water. So after an hour into my commute my bladder was super full!!!! Trying to drive with your knees crossed at the ankles just ain't easy, especially while putting on make up. So I'm minding mine when this portly, nappy head bald in the middle extra round blue work uniform wearing driving a plumber truck rolls down the window & gives me the 2 thumbs up sign. "YOU LOOK GOOD" he shouts! Of course I can't be rude - Bigmama taught me better- so I say thank you.
WELL! Talk about false encouragement. This clown proceeds to attempt a conversation while we're inching along in traffic!! AT THIS POINT I SAY ENUFF IS ENUFF!!! I gotta pee; I'm hongry - not hungry - but HONGRY as hell, & Kokeshia's Aunt Brenda baby daddy / boyfriend trying to holla!!!!
I yell "SIR, I MEAN NO HARM, BUT MY STOMACH HURT CAUSE I'M HONGRY & GOT TO PEE. MY RAZOR BUMPS ARE ITCHING AROUND MY COOCHIE & I'M LATE FOR WORK WHICH MEANS MY BOSS IS GOING TO GIVE ME A TALKING TO BECAUSE THIS IS THE 12TH TIME IN 1 MONTH!!! THE LAST THING I FEEL LIKE DOING IS CHATTING WITH MISTER PORK & BEANS IN A LONG LINE OF CARS. SO PLEASE SHUT UP & LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
I don't know I think I heard the B-Word cross his lips. Do you think I was too harsh?
posted by Ms G @ 7:19 AM
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