Don't Mess With My Toot Toot
Well Family, Once again another Black Man, a Brotha has fallen victim to extreme violence. The death of Sean Taylor has been all over the news. My prayers go out to his family. Browsing the net this morning for my daily news & information fix, the story of his death was plastered everywhere. It was disheartening & disturbing until I didn’t want to surf the net anymore. That is until I came across the story below. Sometimes, some dumb $hit comes along that can really take your mind off the pain for a moment.
Cops: McDonald's Workers Attacked by Cross-Dressers:
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A troublesome trio did they call these NIGRAS a troublesome Nearly peed on myself reading this part of transvestites allegedly laid siege (laid siege – now really) to a Memphis McDonald's restaurant Sunday night, sparking a brawl with the restaurant's crew, according to reports.
Police said they were working on a more detailed description of three men dressed in drag who came into a McDonald's restaurant and started swinging. (To translate in hood terms – 3 sissies {don’t send me any threatening emails bout my choice of words)dressed like some Ho’s, walked up in that biach to whoop that trick – get em)
Restaurant employee Martez Brisco (Martez? A black mama will get fancy with a name in a minute)was working the drive-through window when he reportedly got into an argument with the suspects (Now anybody with some sense know damn well you don’t start no $hit with no sissy. They will CUT YOU!!).
When Brisco ignored them tapping at the window, they came in. ( Now see they shoulda whipped his @ss twice for this right here!!! Them Fast Food Workers always be tryna pluck somebody MFR nerve. That’s why they 8th grade @sses always getting cussed out. Yall know I’m telling the truth. I can’t count the number of times I have nearly jumped in a drive thru window cause a biach got my $hit backwards and trust to speak wrong out they mouth to me – THE CUSTOMER- like they ain’t understand I was responsible for that $5.25 that showed up on them paychecks!!!)
"They come to the window, 'Tap, tap, tap.' I'm still ignoring them," Brisco told WMC-TV. "I guess that just pissed them off worser." (I KNOW THIS NIGRA DIDN’T SAY WORSER? Umm umm umm!!! Martez, Martez that’s why you IS at McDonalds now
The transvestites allegedly struck the manager with a tire iron (DAMN!!! They ain’t have no cut costs with his @ss. I wonder why none of the other customers didn’t intervene at this point? No good Samaritans in the house? I guess they had some damn sense or were tryna get it all with they cell phone cameras.) and when he swung back (now peoples, let this be a lesson to you. If a bunch of sissies dressed like some Ho’s come into your establishment, vicinity or what ever and hit you…….?! Please, PLEASE, PLEASE don’t even think about hittin them MFRs back. Them NIGRAS can fight. And once again for those that don’t know – THEY WILL CUT YOU!!)the drag queens took off their stiletto boots, (I DONE WET MY PANTS) removed their earrings and prepared to attack. (Lawd A’Mercy them Batty boys wasn’t playing!!! They was SKRAIGHT hood! The article doesn’t mention it but I’M sure –like them 100% ho’s on Maury - that Vaseline was nearby)
The manager, Albert Bolton, was covered with scratch marks after suspects clawed him with their fingernails. (I can’t even comment on this $hit right here, cause he know damn well…..I’ma just let yall finish the obvious on this one)
Bolton grabbed a pot of scalding french-fry grease and hurled it at his attackers. (And I bet his bama @ss missed) One of the cross-dressers then smacked Bolton with a wet floor sign, (At this point in the story I am damn near catatonic from laughing so hard!! A wet floor sign? Jesus!!! I can picture that pony tail quick weave ashy ankles @ss ghetto diva smacking the $hit out his @ss while signifying to his/her/he/she comrades “Oh no he didn’t!!! “) sending him to the hospital in an ambulance.
Before driving off, the three attackers smashed the drive-through window. (“TAKE THAT BIACHES!” Yall know that’s what they said)
Cops: McDonald's Workers Attacked by Cross-Dressers:
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A troublesome trio did they call these NIGRAS a troublesome Nearly peed on myself reading this part of transvestites allegedly laid siege (laid siege – now really) to a Memphis McDonald's restaurant Sunday night, sparking a brawl with the restaurant's crew, according to reports.
Police said they were working on a more detailed description of three men dressed in drag who came into a McDonald's restaurant and started swinging. (To translate in hood terms – 3 sissies {don’t send me any threatening emails bout my choice of words)dressed like some Ho’s, walked up in that biach to whoop that trick – get em)
Restaurant employee Martez Brisco (Martez? A black mama will get fancy with a name in a minute)was working the drive-through window when he reportedly got into an argument with the suspects (Now anybody with some sense know damn well you don’t start no $hit with no sissy. They will CUT YOU!!).
When Brisco ignored them tapping at the window, they came in. ( Now see they shoulda whipped his @ss twice for this right here!!! Them Fast Food Workers always be tryna pluck somebody MFR nerve. That’s why they 8th grade @sses always getting cussed out. Yall know I’m telling the truth. I can’t count the number of times I have nearly jumped in a drive thru window cause a biach got my $hit backwards and trust to speak wrong out they mouth to me – THE CUSTOMER- like they ain’t understand I was responsible for that $5.25 that showed up on them paychecks!!!)
"They come to the window, 'Tap, tap, tap.' I'm still ignoring them," Brisco told WMC-TV. "I guess that just pissed them off worser." (I KNOW THIS NIGRA DIDN’T SAY WORSER? Umm umm umm!!! Martez, Martez that’s why you IS at McDonalds now
The transvestites allegedly struck the manager with a tire iron (DAMN!!! They ain’t have no cut costs with his @ss. I wonder why none of the other customers didn’t intervene at this point? No good Samaritans in the house? I guess they had some damn sense or were tryna get it all with they cell phone cameras.) and when he swung back (now peoples, let this be a lesson to you. If a bunch of sissies dressed like some Ho’s come into your establishment, vicinity or what ever and hit you…….?! Please, PLEASE, PLEASE don’t even think about hittin them MFRs back. Them NIGRAS can fight. And once again for those that don’t know – THEY WILL CUT YOU!!)the drag queens took off their stiletto boots, (I DONE WET MY PANTS) removed their earrings and prepared to attack. (Lawd A’Mercy them Batty boys wasn’t playing!!! They was SKRAIGHT hood! The article doesn’t mention it but I’M sure –like them 100% ho’s on Maury - that Vaseline was nearby)
The manager, Albert Bolton, was covered with scratch marks after suspects clawed him with their fingernails. (I can’t even comment on this $hit right here, cause he know damn well…..I’ma just let yall finish the obvious on this one)
Bolton grabbed a pot of scalding french-fry grease and hurled it at his attackers. (And I bet his bama @ss missed) One of the cross-dressers then smacked Bolton with a wet floor sign, (At this point in the story I am damn near catatonic from laughing so hard!! A wet floor sign? Jesus!!! I can picture that pony tail quick weave ashy ankles @ss ghetto diva smacking the $hit out his @ss while signifying to his/her/he/she comrades “Oh no he didn’t!!! “) sending him to the hospital in an ambulance.
Before driving off, the three attackers smashed the drive-through window. (“TAKE THAT BIACHES!” Yall know that’s what they said)
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