THINGS PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA WILL CHANGE FOR BLACK FOLK

• THINGS PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA WILL CHANGE FOR BLACK FOLK
  
  
  Every workplace will offer internet, hi-def flat screen TV’s, ipods, cd players at every desk – this means Pookie and Roscoe won’t have to quit they jobs after 1 day cause “they ain’t got no internet”
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  All Blacks will receive 3 paid sick days per week – even if they don’t work
  Juanita Bynum & Bishop Weeks will hold a Domestic Violence Redemption Get Ready Get Ready Overcome The Devil Seminar on the grounds of the White House Lawn. Registration only $375- picture with Michelle Obama for additional $75
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  Car insurance will no longer be required (this campaign promise bought the support of our Hispanic/Latino/ Chico/ La Cucaracha brethren)
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  Baby Mamas will receive a National Holiday in their honor
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  Babby Daddies will get a 6 month amnesty period on all back child support (after that the Pres will pass a law to lock your black @ss up. Obama is a responsible black father – so you should at least try)
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  State restrictions on level of tint (i.e. light, dark, jet black & who dem nigras is) on vehicles, bikes and push carts will be lifted
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  Federal buildings maintained with tax payer dollars will now be open to the public for party rentals. No Go Go’s permitted and a $50 rental deposit is required at time of reservation. If total rental fee is NOT paid at least 3 days prior to event, reservation hold will be cancelled. You will NOT be able to pay morning of event even if you already bought your outfit and Bigmama & Auntie Jackie “done cooked all the food”
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  Crank Dat Soulja Boy will be the National Anthem
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  Unsanitary handling of food & beverage products (this includes ice) will be punishable by up to $1000 fine and/or 30 days in jail.
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  All federal and state prisons will be required to house Rainbow Fashions and/or CitiTrends within its facilities. Inmates will no longer be denied the right to dress as atrociously as possible with funds from 1st of the month payments.
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  BET will become the national network for all Americans
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  All U.S. citizens as well as illegal immigrants will receive a $25 bi-weekly stipend to keep they weave tight, hair cut fresh and slick back gelled to the max (bald heads will receive similar for cocoa butter purchase)
  
  Keep in mind this will be a new administration and $hit will take time to implement. White House will operate strictly on CP Time! DO NOT call the White House asking for your check, stipend, and or child support amnesty! No decision on bootleg movie & music CD’s has been made at this time. If you are selling them Obama suggests you continue to watch out for the PO PO!!!