Leave Your Child at Home Day
Bring your child to work day - I only have a few meaningful words on this shit!!
LEAVE THEM LIL LOUD BAD ASS MOFO’S AT HOME!!!
Some of yall just don’t know how to bring one child – a well behaved one – and call it a damn day. No you gots to bring your nieces, nephews, lil cousins, your God Sister daughter & her lil cousin Sheneyquay. WHY!!!
After being home for 3 days (waiting on a laxative to kick in) with a super sized belly from tryna eat ALL of Lady Carabanas peas & rice, mac & cheese, shrimp, salmon and crab. Collard Greens, roast, potato salad – that girl put her great great great ancestors crusty foots in that food – the LAST thing I needed was to be disturbed by a bunch of bad ass chilrens!!
They are running all up & down the halls. Sticking they’re heads in your personal space when you clearly DON’t want to be bothered while their simple parent proclaims “he/she is just inquisitive.” No he/she is bad & NOSY!!!
See what these mammies – YEAH I said it!! – fail to do is have that ‘Bigmama’ talk with these heathens before they leave home. You know the talk where your Bigmama grab you by the ears and proclaims in no uncertain terms that she will “kill ya ass” if you “get in here acting like you ain’t got no damn sense”. Well the folks I work with obviously didn’t have a Bigmama – ‘cause if they did, they WOULD certainly know better.
I mean its bad enough I gotta sit in this biach all day and listen to Steven Seagal proclaiming “You Go Girlfriend” like he’s on a damn late night 80’s rerun of Oprah! Add these lil “angels” on top of it & I’m done. And no it’s not just ‘our’ little babies either. YT obviously didn’t have Bigmama chats either.
Damnit!!! I cain’t even finish my damn thoughts cause they have pulled the damn fire bell!!! All this noise in here!!! I’ll talk to yall later. I’m going down the hall with my shoe!!
LEAVE THEM LIL LOUD BAD ASS MOFO’S AT HOME!!!
Some of yall just don’t know how to bring one child – a well behaved one – and call it a damn day. No you gots to bring your nieces, nephews, lil cousins, your God Sister daughter & her lil cousin Sheneyquay. WHY!!!
After being home for 3 days (waiting on a laxative to kick in) with a super sized belly from tryna eat ALL of Lady Carabanas peas & rice, mac & cheese, shrimp, salmon and crab. Collard Greens, roast, potato salad – that girl put her great great great ancestors crusty foots in that food – the LAST thing I needed was to be disturbed by a bunch of bad ass chilrens!!
They are running all up & down the halls. Sticking they’re heads in your personal space when you clearly DON’t want to be bothered while their simple parent proclaims “he/she is just inquisitive.” No he/she is bad & NOSY!!!
See what these mammies – YEAH I said it!! – fail to do is have that ‘Bigmama’ talk with these heathens before they leave home. You know the talk where your Bigmama grab you by the ears and proclaims in no uncertain terms that she will “kill ya ass” if you “get in here acting like you ain’t got no damn sense”. Well the folks I work with obviously didn’t have a Bigmama – ‘cause if they did, they WOULD certainly know better.
I mean its bad enough I gotta sit in this biach all day and listen to Steven Seagal proclaiming “You Go Girlfriend” like he’s on a damn late night 80’s rerun of Oprah! Add these lil “angels” on top of it & I’m done. And no it’s not just ‘our’ little babies either. YT obviously didn’t have Bigmama chats either.
Damnit!!! I cain’t even finish my damn thoughts cause they have pulled the damn fire bell!!! All this noise in here!!! I’ll talk to yall later. I’m going down the hall with my shoe!!
posted by Ms G @ 5:15 AM
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