BeYAWNsay is DE DEBIL!
You told Harpo to starve me? All my life I had to fight for food. I had to fight my Daddy! I had to fight my Brothers! I had to fight my UNCLES! Girl child ain’t safe in a family of hungry mens.
I loves Harpo! God knows I do. BUT I’LL KILL ‘EM DEAD ‘FORE I LET HIM STARVE ME!!
I am so damn HUNGRY y’all I don’t know what to do with myself. Lady Carabana got me doing some damn lemonade & syrup diet mess. Thomasome (consult hood vocab dictionary volume 35- ‘talking about some’ is correct definition) “We gone look like BeYAWNsay ‘nem. I started to tell her simple ass BeYAWNsay ‘nem gots people to pick they asses up off the ground when they get dizzy and pass out.
HEMINGWAY -My goal is to lose at least 35 pounds by July. Now I know you may say that’s a little unrealistic but I don’t think so. Honey its springtime and the biaches are out already with the stomachs hanging over & those extra smedium shirts showing all their babies daddies love handles – THAT WILL NOT BE ME!! However I don’t think I should starve myself to the point I’m seeing stars & little Jay-Z lips bouncing before my eyes. Geesh!! Yet I’m still determined to look good. Not necessarily BeYAWNsay sexy but maybe more like Alfre Woodard sexy. Besides who made BeYAWNsay the poster child for black women anyway?
Matter fact the more I think on it, the more I think I need to hop on down to Whole Foods & get a lil snack from their food bar. I mean after all trying to be BeYAWNsay can lead one to serious consequences. Look what happened to my girl Testy T. She wanted her some BeYAWNsay lashes sooooo bad, she went out and spent $275 for somebody to pluck somebody else’s hair. Straighten with the C.J. Walker super comb. Custom color and then individual glue them to her lids. Well the other day she was laughing at that lil boy doing the irreplaceable dance – I KNOW y’all have received that lil knee-grow in your email. Him and whosonever made that video need they asses whipped – but I digress. Anyway she was laughing so hard that the body heat from her getting so worked up, melted the glue and the lashes fell off & stuck her in the eye!!! Her mama had to go pick her up from work and drive her to the doctor. Poor girl couldn’t see a thing. This incident further convinces me that BeYAWNsay IS DE DEBIL!!
I’m afraid I’m going to have to finish this topic anther time. I’m so damn hungry I cain’t half way see my damn monitor & my hands getting to weak to maneuver on the keyboard. I should have consulted Dick Gregory instead of Lady Carabana ass about liquid fasting. She end up having a biach on Tyra big forehead dramatic lace front weave wearing ass talking bout how I died & came back tryna be BeYAWNsay. If yall don’t hear from me in a couple days send somebody over to the house to check on me!
I loves Harpo! God knows I do. BUT I’LL KILL ‘EM DEAD ‘FORE I LET HIM STARVE ME!!
I am so damn HUNGRY y’all I don’t know what to do with myself. Lady Carabana got me doing some damn lemonade & syrup diet mess. Thomasome (consult hood vocab dictionary volume 35- ‘talking about some’ is correct definition) “We gone look like BeYAWNsay ‘nem. I started to tell her simple ass BeYAWNsay ‘nem gots people to pick they asses up off the ground when they get dizzy and pass out.
HEMINGWAY -My goal is to lose at least 35 pounds by July. Now I know you may say that’s a little unrealistic but I don’t think so. Honey its springtime and the biaches are out already with the stomachs hanging over & those extra smedium shirts showing all their babies daddies love handles – THAT WILL NOT BE ME!! However I don’t think I should starve myself to the point I’m seeing stars & little Jay-Z lips bouncing before my eyes. Geesh!! Yet I’m still determined to look good. Not necessarily BeYAWNsay sexy but maybe more like Alfre Woodard sexy. Besides who made BeYAWNsay the poster child for black women anyway?
Matter fact the more I think on it, the more I think I need to hop on down to Whole Foods & get a lil snack from their food bar. I mean after all trying to be BeYAWNsay can lead one to serious consequences. Look what happened to my girl Testy T. She wanted her some BeYAWNsay lashes sooooo bad, she went out and spent $275 for somebody to pluck somebody else’s hair. Straighten with the C.J. Walker super comb. Custom color and then individual glue them to her lids. Well the other day she was laughing at that lil boy doing the irreplaceable dance – I KNOW y’all have received that lil knee-grow in your email. Him and whosonever made that video need they asses whipped – but I digress. Anyway she was laughing so hard that the body heat from her getting so worked up, melted the glue and the lashes fell off & stuck her in the eye!!! Her mama had to go pick her up from work and drive her to the doctor. Poor girl couldn’t see a thing. This incident further convinces me that BeYAWNsay IS DE DEBIL!!
I’m afraid I’m going to have to finish this topic anther time. I’m so damn hungry I cain’t half way see my damn monitor & my hands getting to weak to maneuver on the keyboard. I should have consulted Dick Gregory instead of Lady Carabana ass about liquid fasting. She end up having a biach on Tyra big forehead dramatic lace front weave wearing ass talking bout how I died & came back tryna be BeYAWNsay. If yall don’t hear from me in a couple days send somebody over to the house to check on me!
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