Week of Madness
Ms G cannot take a day off without people running around acting crazy, overdosing, killing, robbing, shooting and protesting. What is wrong with Nigras & YT in 2007? I take one day off. Just one day & everything goes haywire.
I am so disgusted by the events of this week that I cannot find any humor whatsoever to lift my mood. Nigga knocking his two year old upside the head & leaving her outside in 2 degree weather to freeze to death!! Now you know somebody needs to tie his ass to a sap tree & put sugar & honey all over his rusty black ass. When the animals finish with him set that clown on fire!!! By the way – is the mama blind & deaf? Sleeping through molesting & killing your children – she needs her ass whipped too!!
Then I was driving home listening to the radio when I heard about Anna Nicole & ran my car up on the curve. Lost my hubcap & nearly busted my tire open. Right there at that Exxon on Pennsylvania & Branch. Peoples was looking at me like I was crazy. I was simply in a state of shock. If you ask me I think that hubby gave her some bad dope from the same batch he gave her son. But I ain’t one to gossip.
Now I am going to have to take some more time off to regroup from this here type of shit. Yall know Ms G is a real big hearted person & things like this really just wear me out. Now I got to put in for a leave of absence from my job.
Would you believe with all this calamity going on, that nigra Najee Ali come calling me asking me about participating in his protest against Eddie Murphy & Norbit? Yeah you know Ms G cussed his simple bean pie selling ass out. Protest the genocide in Darfur. Protest HIV/AIDS in the black community. Protest D.C. schools with no heat. But nigra don’t waste my time on no dumb shit. Fat black women could give a damn bout Eddie Murphy sweet cornbread self.
I told him I didn’t have time for that shit. Hell I just got a call from NASA to come down & debrief Mrs. Nowak – yall know the astro-nut lady. I can tell she ain’t crazy, just mad as hell. So now I got to give her the Ms G 101 class on how to beat a two-timer & his chick down without going to jail. And trust me, my course don’t include diapers!
I am so disgusted by the events of this week that I cannot find any humor whatsoever to lift my mood. Nigga knocking his two year old upside the head & leaving her outside in 2 degree weather to freeze to death!! Now you know somebody needs to tie his ass to a sap tree & put sugar & honey all over his rusty black ass. When the animals finish with him set that clown on fire!!! By the way – is the mama blind & deaf? Sleeping through molesting & killing your children – she needs her ass whipped too!!
Then I was driving home listening to the radio when I heard about Anna Nicole & ran my car up on the curve. Lost my hubcap & nearly busted my tire open. Right there at that Exxon on Pennsylvania & Branch. Peoples was looking at me like I was crazy. I was simply in a state of shock. If you ask me I think that hubby gave her some bad dope from the same batch he gave her son. But I ain’t one to gossip.
Now I am going to have to take some more time off to regroup from this here type of shit. Yall know Ms G is a real big hearted person & things like this really just wear me out. Now I got to put in for a leave of absence from my job.
Would you believe with all this calamity going on, that nigra Najee Ali come calling me asking me about participating in his protest against Eddie Murphy & Norbit? Yeah you know Ms G cussed his simple bean pie selling ass out. Protest the genocide in Darfur. Protest HIV/AIDS in the black community. Protest D.C. schools with no heat. But nigra don’t waste my time on no dumb shit. Fat black women could give a damn bout Eddie Murphy sweet cornbread self.
I told him I didn’t have time for that shit. Hell I just got a call from NASA to come down & debrief Mrs. Nowak – yall know the astro-nut lady. I can tell she ain’t crazy, just mad as hell. So now I got to give her the Ms G 101 class on how to beat a two-timer & his chick down without going to jail. And trust me, my course don’t include diapers!
posted by Ms G @ 4:52 AM
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