Fade To Black

Please excuse me if my typing is a lil erratic today but I’m getting ready for the Black Bowl by drinking this liquid diet tea stuff that BeYAWNsay ‘nem be drinking – tryna get fine. Chocolate Fantasy told me to try it. I am so dizzy & bout to pass out – BUT I feel like I’m getting smaller!

Now Family yall know Ms G cannot go to Miami for Super Bowl whatever number we on in a size past 10. I mean this is the Black event of the year. Two black coaches! Super Bowl Sunday! Miami! Ummm UMM UMMM!! Yall know I’m gone cut up. Nigras will be coming out the ying yang!! I cain’t wait to hit Jumbos, 183rd flea market, USA – and please don’t even make me slap you cause you know I’m hitting Liberty City & Overtown to holla at my peoples.

See I know most people will be running to South Beach to hang out with the “celebrities” & them skinny heffas on the beach, NOT Ms G. YT will be locking them asses up to. You know they ain’t having yall running through there acting a fool Florida YT folks ain’t nevah heard of equal opportunity. Honey I am going to the real Miami. You know with the candy paint on the box Chevy’s. The real deal continuous sale on THE AVE – you can get a genuineness Tiffany’s bracelet for $50. $300 an ounce perfume for $25 – no knock off shit either, Pookae & Key Lei Lei are professional thieves with standards – which means they don’t do WAL-MART. Hell you can get a big screen on THE AVE to watch the game on. Not to mention a dime bag for a nickel – but you aint get that from me. I don’t advocate nor condone the use of illegal substances – unless you sharing.

See back in the day – before Ms G met the Lord – I used to run all up & through Opa Locka, Carroll City, Liberty City, Overtown, Hollywood – hell Ms G even got peoples in Little Havana –Mira Aqui?-, yall know Bigmama ‘nem got that Afro-Cuban in they blood. Baby peoples use to come all the way from Lauderdale when it was my night to dance at Magic City. And the Rolex? Ooooooh please! Ms G used to shut that biach down. Ummm umm I was XTRA XTRA XTRA FINE back then. Now I’m just Xtra fine but I bet I can call up Clay D, get my spot back & make some xtra super bowl flow to for the weekend.

I called Big T-Bone –Tony Dungy for those not part of the inner circle - & he was so excited to know I would be coming in for the game. He said “Ms G I want you on the sidelines with me. Holding my playbook for me” So be sure to look for me on the Jumbo Tron thing or your lil screen at home. I will be the baddest chick on the field!

I’m taking Lady Carrabana with me but I’m bout to change my mind cause she is acting up already & we ain’t even on the plane yet. That Bahamas Breeze is running around like a spinning top with all that damn hair slapping people in the face. Then on top of that she is worrying me about Bubbles A.K.A. Kill-A-Biach being there. I told her that the FBI told me he is going to be in prison for a long long long time & not to worry. So I don’t know why she tripping. Besides I send him canteen ery now & then. He cain’t do nothing with the rest of this money.

Well I gotta go to Baltimore & get my hair done. Yes I said B-More cause these D.C. heffas don’t know how to do know finger wave microwave ponytail with a fish eye on the side. Hey I gotta keep it real when I get to the bottom!