Family, 2007 is not looking like a good year for Ms G. First the Arenas party mishap – my weave hasn’t been the same since. Then I attempt to regroup and get myself together and that damn Ms New York and her mammy just threw me off the deep end again!!! I mean that has to be the simplest biach I have ever seeennntttt in my entire lifetime – she is funny as hell though. From the Lion King weave to the Lamb Chop eyelashes – IT IS JUST TOO MUCH!!! I’m not e-much gone speak on her Mama. Lord Jesus on the Cross 4 times!!! That woman gives new definition to nurture versus nature.
From turmoil & havoc at work to complete chaos on the television, I am experiencing too much trauma in large doses. I was watching those damn fools on American Idol the other night when I nearly choked to death on a damn pretzel (last time I accept a gift from Prez Bush) from laughing so hard!! What makes these peoples get on TV and act a damn fool? Now they family members know damn well they need to sit them down for a reality check before they go out to them peoples show! Did yall see the greasy Nigra in the American Apollo Creed costume??? Now really people.
Then on top of this I get to work & all my shit is gone!! That’s right gone. I said “Lawd is they done fired a Nigra and forgot to tell her?” But fortunately for them that was not the case- cause you know I would have burnt the New Plantation to the ground! It seems that some of my fellow coworkers were complaining about my incense, constant visitors, constant peel & eat shrimp smell, loud Kirk Franklin music, & Bobby Brown constantly calling asking people on my floor to go see if I was at my desk because I wasn’t answering his calls. Now Ms G has an entire floor all to her self. I feel so special. I went down to Eastern Market and got me a whole bunch of nice décor & decorative stuff for my space. Real upscale. My big screen ‘sposed to be delivered tomorrow & I’m having an office/house warming next Tuesday – covered dish of course, so don’t come empty handed!!!
With my new space it seems my luck & year may be turning around after all. I hope so. I still haven’t found out who moving my bricks outta my garden but I just went to the spy shop & bought one of those nanny cams – so we’ll see. I would love to have a longer chat with yall but I got an appointment down at Pookie & Juanita’s Touch of Class Hair Explosion Weave Emporium and Spa in North East on G Street. Got to get my weave tightened.
From turmoil & havoc at work to complete chaos on the television, I am experiencing too much trauma in large doses. I was watching those damn fools on American Idol the other night when I nearly choked to death on a damn pretzel (last time I accept a gift from Prez Bush) from laughing so hard!! What makes these peoples get on TV and act a damn fool? Now they family members know damn well they need to sit them down for a reality check before they go out to them peoples show! Did yall see the greasy Nigra in the American Apollo Creed costume??? Now really people.
Then on top of this I get to work & all my shit is gone!! That’s right gone. I said “Lawd is they done fired a Nigra and forgot to tell her?” But fortunately for them that was not the case- cause you know I would have burnt the New Plantation to the ground! It seems that some of my fellow coworkers were complaining about my incense, constant visitors, constant peel & eat shrimp smell, loud Kirk Franklin music, & Bobby Brown constantly calling asking people on my floor to go see if I was at my desk because I wasn’t answering his calls. Now Ms G has an entire floor all to her self. I feel so special. I went down to Eastern Market and got me a whole bunch of nice décor & decorative stuff for my space. Real upscale. My big screen ‘sposed to be delivered tomorrow & I’m having an office/house warming next Tuesday – covered dish of course, so don’t come empty handed!!!
With my new space it seems my luck & year may be turning around after all. I hope so. I still haven’t found out who moving my bricks outta my garden but I just went to the spy shop & bought one of those nanny cams – so we’ll see. I would love to have a longer chat with yall but I got an appointment down at Pookie & Juanita’s Touch of Class Hair Explosion Weave Emporium and Spa in North East on G Street. Got to get my weave tightened.
posted by Ms G @ 8:13 AM
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