Ms G's Christmas List

1. Ms G’s Christmas List
   
   1. Would someone please tell Carmelo Anthony he is not auditioning for a part in next season’s “The Wire”. There is no new ‘Stop Snitching’ video in the works. He is not on the corner in BMore with his boys or trying to get his for Bodie’s honor. Plus you were swinging like a girl & gone run afterwards….! Go sit your ass down somewhere boy.
   2. Dr. Scholl’s Corn Removers
   3. Some lotion so I can give it to Star Jones. That biach looking xtra ashy lately.
   4. Maury’s number so I can pass it to that spicy girl – Mel B. Eddie told me yesterday “He is NOT the father”
   5. A backseat for Beyonce.
   6. Some pretzels for President Bush
   7. Some stilts and invisalines for Jermaine Dupree. I’m getting tired of seeing that lil ugly boy teeth ‘fore I see anything else.
   8. A can of Whoop Ass for Kramer. I bet he would not have had a “nigger” tirade at Jokes-On-Us.
   9. Twelve bars of soap for Jim Jones, Lil Weezy & KFed
   10. A new gold grill. Flavor Flav ain’t never bring me my shit back!
   11. A Chuck Brown Christmas CD. Yall know you can’t have no Christmas get together without Chuck playing in the background.
   12. An explanation as to why Paris Hilton is important? It is the greatest mystery known to mankind.