Ike & Tina, The Black Prez and Son Thou Art Loosed
You Nigras just won’t do right for nothing in the world!!!! As soon as Obama was elected I TOLD yall @sses not to be running around acting a got d@mn fool!!!! But nooooooo……you just wrong and ain’t no right in you!!!!
Now after I stood out in the cold with a crying Mama Nem (she was so happy after growing up with them fire hoses hitting that @ss to see a black pres), Lil G (she & Lil Carabana rolled out after they heard Ne-Yo wasn’t there) Lady Carabana (and them d@mn heat pads) and that I’ma kill you for smoking cigarettes outdoors in public boyfriend of hers (I swear I thought he was going to beat this YT to death out there on the national mall smoking) for 10 hours in 5 degree temps just to see Obama on a jumbotron. Sick for two weeks after with double nigraittis!! Yall Nigras wanna go mess up the picture!
Just as I was recovering from welcoming our FIRSTEDED BLACK PRESIDENT (yeah yeah I know his mama was YT but yall old enough to understand that one drop rule) – and celebrate a new era in black love. SOMEBODY decides to reincarnate good ole Ike Turner!!!!
In the immortal words of Florida ‘Original Bahamian Massive’ Evans – DAYUM! DAYUM! DAYUM!
Now I don’t know what in the hell REALLY happened between Chris Breezy and Miss Pon de Forehead (yall know Rihanna forehead is big), but all this photo shopped picture emailing, has gone too far. I mean we are in recession people. LETS FOCUS!!! Yall crying over this, not doing your work on the plantation, arguing with friends AS IF Pon de Forehead gone give you some of that Cover Girl money when she finally heal. I want even mention Joe Campbell (yall know Jay-Z look like a damn Camel in heat) issuing a death warrant!
I mean it is really out of control!!! A certain cousin – I won’t say who cause I blive she got some peoples that’s been to prison so you know I don’t wanna be Pon de Forehead part II or have nobody bucking on me like Etta did Beyonce – called me in a tizzy hollering bout “TURN TO NBC QUCIK!” I quickly grabbed my remote and flipped on the TV. thinking the Taliban had surrendered or that Osama had FINALLY stopped hiding in Pookie nem basement. But NOOOOOOOO what did I see - Chris Breezy I blinded myself and now need some money broke @ss step pappy on E.T. talking bout he “loveded” Chris and was a good father to him. NEGRO PLEASE!! From what Tulip told Lady C this mfr was whipping @ss like Mister did Celie –down in Carolina country on a regular basis!!! Wait a minute…. I just got an email… hold on yall…..
Well I’ll be a church lady dressed in white sitting in the Amen corner. Somebody – you know who you are, you no good and ain’t no right in you – just sent me a mug shot and police report on T.D. Jakes son. This nigra got his nasty rusty big lip round head my daddy look like a walrus (sorry pastor) @ss out in the park with his man stick swinging at the ‘2 snaps & a circle’ boys!!! Now he know d@mn well…….umm ummm ummmm!! I hope he wasn’t shouting “THOU ART LOOSED” cause I swear I will take my bible down to Texas and beat that Nigra @ss my damn self!!!!
People I can’t even write no more. I have to call an emergency meeting of the Pentecostal Church of the Holy Negro Publicity Patrol it’s the YT Man Fault Church of God in Christ! Somewhere we should be able to find a way to blame this on the YT man. Cause nigras just can’t act like this on their own!!!
I’m going to get me some Hen Dog – straight no chaser, fried shrimp and collard greens from the Chinese people on the corner (yes I have been reduced to that). Pull out my ‘What’s Love Got to Do with It’ & ‘Color Purple’ till I can get myself together and sort all this $hit out.
“Oh Oh Ike. Ike”
“Anna Mae. I don’t know whatta I’ma do. If you die, Biach I swear I’ll KILL YOU!! You here me Anna Mae?”
“I don’t want no cake Ike”
“White man tell you to open your mouth you sing all got dayum day”
“Eat the Cake Anna Mae”
“Miss Celie. What I’ma do bout Sophia? She won’t mind. Talk back. What I’ma do Miss Celie?”
“Beat Her”
Yall know the rest!
Now after I stood out in the cold with a crying Mama Nem (she was so happy after growing up with them fire hoses hitting that @ss to see a black pres), Lil G (she & Lil Carabana rolled out after they heard Ne-Yo wasn’t there) Lady Carabana (and them d@mn heat pads) and that I’ma kill you for smoking cigarettes outdoors in public boyfriend of hers (I swear I thought he was going to beat this YT to death out there on the national mall smoking) for 10 hours in 5 degree temps just to see Obama on a jumbotron. Sick for two weeks after with double nigraittis!! Yall Nigras wanna go mess up the picture!
Just as I was recovering from welcoming our FIRSTEDED BLACK PRESIDENT (yeah yeah I know his mama was YT but yall old enough to understand that one drop rule) – and celebrate a new era in black love. SOMEBODY decides to reincarnate good ole Ike Turner!!!!
In the immortal words of Florida ‘Original Bahamian Massive’ Evans – DAYUM! DAYUM! DAYUM!
Now I don’t know what in the hell REALLY happened between Chris Breezy and Miss Pon de Forehead (yall know Rihanna forehead is big), but all this photo shopped picture emailing, has gone too far. I mean we are in recession people. LETS FOCUS!!! Yall crying over this, not doing your work on the plantation, arguing with friends AS IF Pon de Forehead gone give you some of that Cover Girl money when she finally heal. I want even mention Joe Campbell (yall know Jay-Z look like a damn Camel in heat) issuing a death warrant!
I mean it is really out of control!!! A certain cousin – I won’t say who cause I blive she got some peoples that’s been to prison so you know I don’t wanna be Pon de Forehead part II or have nobody bucking on me like Etta did Beyonce – called me in a tizzy hollering bout “TURN TO NBC QUCIK!” I quickly grabbed my remote and flipped on the TV. thinking the Taliban had surrendered or that Osama had FINALLY stopped hiding in Pookie nem basement. But NOOOOOOOO what did I see - Chris Breezy I blinded myself and now need some money broke @ss step pappy on E.T. talking bout he “loveded” Chris and was a good father to him. NEGRO PLEASE!! From what Tulip told Lady C this mfr was whipping @ss like Mister did Celie –down in Carolina country on a regular basis!!! Wait a minute…. I just got an email… hold on yall…..
Well I’ll be a church lady dressed in white sitting in the Amen corner. Somebody – you know who you are, you no good and ain’t no right in you – just sent me a mug shot and police report on T.D. Jakes son. This nigra got his nasty rusty big lip round head my daddy look like a walrus (sorry pastor) @ss out in the park with his man stick swinging at the ‘2 snaps & a circle’ boys!!! Now he know d@mn well…….umm ummm ummmm!! I hope he wasn’t shouting “THOU ART LOOSED” cause I swear I will take my bible down to Texas and beat that Nigra @ss my damn self!!!!
People I can’t even write no more. I have to call an emergency meeting of the Pentecostal Church of the Holy Negro Publicity Patrol it’s the YT Man Fault Church of God in Christ! Somewhere we should be able to find a way to blame this on the YT man. Cause nigras just can’t act like this on their own!!!
I’m going to get me some Hen Dog – straight no chaser, fried shrimp and collard greens from the Chinese people on the corner (yes I have been reduced to that). Pull out my ‘What’s Love Got to Do with It’ & ‘Color Purple’ till I can get myself together and sort all this $hit out.
“Oh Oh Ike. Ike”
“Anna Mae. I don’t know whatta I’ma do. If you die, Biach I swear I’ll KILL YOU!! You here me Anna Mae?”
“I don’t want no cake Ike”
“White man tell you to open your mouth you sing all got dayum day”
“Eat the Cake Anna Mae”
“Miss Celie. What I’ma do bout Sophia? She won’t mind. Talk back. What I’ma do Miss Celie?”
“Beat Her”
Yall know the rest!
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