Just when I thought Ice-T and Soulja Boy trading insults over YOU-TUBE would be all I had to look forward to in the side eye news department, along comes Grandma Whoop @ss to save the day!!! Apparently there are still some old school “beat that @ss” mama’s out there yall!

Reading, PA - A 61-year-old city woman was arrested by Reading police for beating her granddaughter with a cane (she put a cane on that @ss!! Now that’s old school for you!) and belt after finding the girl in bed with another female teenager (WTF-I blame R. Kelly for this $hit) from the neighborhood, investigators said Saturday. (Who amongst us has not felt the wrath of Mama’s shoe, pocketbook, frying pan, broom handle, newspaper and/or remote control upside that head?)Joyce (I bet all the neighborhood people call her Ms Joyce & she probably the candy lady too)Y. Beddell of the 600 block of North Front Street was committed to Berks County Prison in lieu of $10,000 bail after arraignment before Senior District Judge Richard Gatti. Reading police charged Beddell with aggravated and simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and endangering the welfare of a child. (I beg to differ. The child endangered her MFR self when she decided to do the damn thang in grandmas house. Nasty Heffa!)

Beddell's 16-year-old granddaughter suffered serious bruises to her legs and buttocks during the assault (All I can say if it had been MY BIGMAMA – bruises would be an understatement. Can you say ‘FATAL BEAT DOWN?), which occurred Thursday about 5 p.m. in the residence they shared, police said. (Shared? They don’t SHARE $hit. That’s grandma house. They ain’t MFR roommates. Hence the reason for the @ss whooping she got.)

Beddell beat the teenager with her cane until it broke, police said. (I may be insensitive but every time I read this part I CANNOT stop laughing. Now yall know that’s a straight up country beat down right there. I can picture it now. Grandma whacking that biach all upside the head while simultaneously giving her a lecture on how she “know better than to bring anybody in my house in here nekkideded & flucking! I’ma kill yo gatt damn @ss da day biach. And you done made me break my damn cane too. Oh hell nawl!! SHUT UP!!! I said SHUT UP!! You wasn’t doing all that hollering when you was in here with that nasty tail gal!!!” Lawd I could go on & on with a dialogue for this scene.)

The girl's name was not released by police, (everybody ‘round there know who she is though) who said she was in severe pain and was treated in Reading Hospital for unspecified injuries. (Pain? She’s lucky she didn’t get a fatal beat down.)

Investigators gave this account:
The granddaughter had just finished having sex with another 16-year-old girl and was in an upstairs bedroom. (OOOOOOH OOOH her @ss should’ve known better!!! See these kids today have no respect for anything. Those of us raised under Bigmamas would have NEVER!!! You would save that type of action for the backseat or a makeshift club house.)

Beddell walked in and found them together. (Umm umm umm. My heart almost goes out to the po’ chile, cause I can only IMAGINE the fire that was coming through grandma’s nostrils. Boy I bet you could’ve driven a freight train through that nose.)The neighborhood girl ran out of the house to her nearby home while Beddell was beating her granddaughter with the cane. (You can tell Nigra chilrens’- we run. YT would’ve been standing there screaming “OH MY GOD!!” “HELP!” “SOMEBODY PLEASE!”)

Neighbors said they saw Beddell leave the house a short time later. She was accompanied by her limping (LMAO) granddaughter. The two of them went to the other girl's house to tell her mother what they had been doing. (“SHERITA – BIACH, BRANG YO NASTY @SS DOWN THEM STEPS NOW!”)

Beddell returned to her home with her granddaughter and continued to beat her with a belt (“GO BRANG ME MY DAMN BELT!! I’ma beat yo @ss till I GET TIRED! NASTY HEFFA!!).(Remember when you did something and gotta whipping and then your mama thought about that $hit and whipped you some more?)

Police were called to the house to investigate a report of child abuse. (I’m sure Sista Jenkins cross the street was scared Ms Joyce was “gon kill dat po’ chile.”)The girl had noticeable injuries to her legs, and police took her to the hospital. (My Grandma – They would’ve been taking me to the morgue!)

Beddell told police that she had done nothing wrong and said she should have been allowed to discipline her granddaughter as she saw fit. (Yeah her mug shot just screams “Yeah I beat that biach @ss and I’ma beat her again when I get out. I work hard ery day to take care that ugly @ss heffa and she laid up in my house? Oh hell no!! I’ll be damned if yall tell me I can’t beat her! In my own house? If I can’t beat her yall better take her wit you!!)

I am going out & immediately start a FREE MS JOYCE campaign!!!