Taking Shit Too Far

The other evening at Lady Carabanas place, while attempting to breathe through toxic fumes of a carcinogenic nature, unintentionally released by Jamaican Jerk Chicken (her Man was attempting to reheat some crabs so she could continue stuffing her face – bless his lil heart), I came to the realization that some people just always have to take shit too far. You know the ones that if someone cries loudly at tragedy, they got to fall out on the floor and do the Pattie roll so as not to be outdone. Or that particular boyfriend that did you wrong but can’t let go now that you’ve moved on. Knocking at your door intoxicated all hours of the night. Sending you outrageously vulgar text messages about you being the biach that ruined his life? I ain’t gone call no names but King Jafi Jafur you should know better.

Some people just don’t know when enough is enough or that they have just gone too DAMN far. For example, take the guy in Australia who created the Virginia Tech massacre game and posted it on the internet. Now why couldn’t he just let the dead rest in peace? Don’t put the departed souls on the net, t-shirts, coffee mugs or what have you. Let the dead REST IN PEACE!!! Obviously some persons are not taught the proper etiquette when it comes to the deceased. Peoples don’t need nor want to be seeing all that. Then little YT had the nerve to say he would take it down if people sent him money. Now see if somebody go over there and straight tie his lil ass up Rick James style he’ll know next time not to take shit too far.

Another instance where folks, especially Nigras, seem to take shit too far is the work place. If you know your black ass ain’t coming to work or you quitting a job or what have you. Don’t post a missing persons report in the paper for your damn self. Or call your boss 3 weeks later tomboutsome (talking about some –please store this in your slang dictionary) you was a witness in a federal money laundering case & you still in protective custody in the Pocono’s. That’s taking shit too too far!

I guess the point I’m trying to make people is that if you gotta make a scene, know the limitations. Understand where the lines are drawn. If you take a girl out on a date, forget your wallet, she has to pay and then you get on her doorstep & trust to ask to come in for some nookie. That’s taking shit too far! If your baby daddy and his new baby mama is at the corner store when you pass by, don’t call your cousin Bey Bey & LoQuisha up there to help your fight her. That’s taking shit too far! Last but certainly not least. If you find yourself getting ready for an event and you look in the mirror and a XTRA sequined Dr Bobby Jones is staring back at you; DUMP the glitter cause that’s taking shit too far!